7.11.2006

Past TMI Tuesday Questions

1. Ever stalked an ex?
2. Do you own a pair of handcuffs?
3. Have you ever role-played in bed with a partner?
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?
5. If it was up to you, how long would actual intercourse last?
Bonus: Women - Do you do Kegels? Men - Can you feel it when a woman does them and you're inside her? How is it? (Sorry to any gay men out there as there really isn't a question for you to answer here... but this one's been burning in my mind!)

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?
2. Would you rather drive or be driven? :)
3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
4. Do you believe someone can truly be bisexual?
5. How often do you feel guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience?
Bonus: Do you feel female homosexuality is more accepted than male? Why?

1. What kind of birth control do you use?
2. How do you put yourself in the mood?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how inventive are you in bed?
4. What's the ratio of you initiating to your partner?
5. How often do you reach orgasm during sex?
Bonus: What's the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?

1. Are you a member of the mile high club? (if so, details please how cause I am clueless!)
2. Do you give/get special sexual attention on your birthday/special occasions?
3. How often do you tell white lies? Is it with or without thinking?
4. On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pottymouth are you (courtesy of my 5 yr. old)?
5. Who told you about what sex is/how babies are made?
Bonus: Do you think most people (I'm being kind here and not saying do YOU, you're very welcome) masturbate only when they are in need of sex, or do they do it even when they aren't just for fun?

1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?
2. Have you ever let someone else shave for you? What parts? :)
3. How old were you when you lost your "innocence" (not necessarily sex but what took you into the "adult" world)?
4. Ever Googled an ex?
5. Have you ever flirted (or more) at work in order to get ahead?
Bonus: How often do you spend on foreplay? How long would you like to spend?

1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________?
2. Do you think being virgins when married would make your marriage more trustworthy and/or special?
3. What is the best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
4. How long before you sleep together? (um, that's meant to be funny...)
5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a female)? Do you think most people lie when asked?
Bonus: When you climax, the best thing your partner can do to make it even better is ___________?


1. Which is more important of the two in "chemisty," physical attractiveness or sexual performance?
2. Would you rather have sex with someone who is a good with their mouth (in every sense) but small (flat chested or teenie penie), or a bad with their mouth but well endowed?
3. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes?
4. Have you ever been scared the first time you kissed someone that you might never kiss them again?
5. Do you play music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex?
Bonus: Most embarrassing sexual moment? (that was cruel wasn't it?)


1. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
3. Would you rather have a partner who has been around the block or a virgin?
4. On a scale from 1-10, how controlling are you?
5. The old Dear Abby question... if you had to pick between kissing/affection/cuddling or sex/sexual touching and could only have one for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't?


1. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? How much?
2. Should prostitution be legal?
3. On a scale from 1-10, how selfish are you?
4. Name something you haven't tried, but have been thinking about trying.
5. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would you pick and why? (and don't think of this question as cheating... you aren't attached at the time, k?) :)
Bonus: Have you ever dyed your pubic hair or shaved it in a pattern?

1. What are your feelings about traditional bachelor/bachelorette parties?
2. Do you wear (or not wear) something special to bed/dress differently when you want to have sex?
3. Can men and women be "just friends?"
4. Do you own any leather or rubber clothing?
5. On a scale from 1-10, how willing are you to do something in bed you don't want to just because you are asked?
Bonus: Do you ever fake orgasms?

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep?
2. Favorite term of endearment for a hard-on?
3. Did you ever own a fake ID?
4. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you?
5. How often, if ever, did you sneak out of the house when living at home?
Bonus: Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off?

1. Birthday spankings or birthday kisses?
2. Sitting on Santa/Easter Bunny's lap... fun or creepy?
3. Once you start drinking at a party, do you usually get drunk or stop at tipsy?
4. On a scale from 1-10, how passionate are you?
5. Have you ever seen a burlesque show?
Bonus: Have you ever been to an adult themed tupperware-type party like this?

1. Have you ever had sex in a hammock?
2. Do you think alcohol enhances a sexual experience, or diminishes it?
3. Have you ever stolen anything from a place you were employed?
4. Have you ever jello/mud or otherwise "wrestled" while others watched?
5. Have you ever let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
Bonus: Have you or one of your partners ever taken a "drug" of any type to enhance your sexual experience?


1. What is your underwear "style" of choce?
2. How old were you when you had your first sexual experience?
3. What about a potential partner turns you on?
4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
5. Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity?
Bonus: How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?

1) Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting?
2) Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes?
3) If given the chance to live as the opposite sex for the day, would you?
4) On a scale of 1-10, how well do you receive constructive criticism?
5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
Bonus: Have you ever been propositioned for group sex?

1) Have you ever disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?
2) What is the most romantic thing you have ever done or said??
3) Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
4) On a scale of 1-10, how much does music mean to you in your daily life?
5) Have you ever fallen asleep or passed out during sex?
Bonus: Have you ever given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? Anywhere?

1) On a scale of 1-10, how creative are you?
2) Do you enjoy talking dirty to your partner?
3) How open are you with your partner about what you want in bed?
4) Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car?
5) Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone email your deepest secret too all your friends?
Bonus: Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?

1) On a scale of 1-10, how modest are you?
2) Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was tied up?
3) What is your greatest strength? Weakness?
4) Have you ever gone to a motel for the sole purpose of having sex?
5) Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
Bonus: Have you ever stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?

1) How often do you call in sick to work?
2) On a scale of 1-10, how well does your spouse/so/best friend know you?
3) Have you ever had sex in front of or under a mirror?
4) Do you get jealous of others' good fortune?
5) Have you ever been a voyeur? Exhibitionist?
Bonus: Have you ever had sex when other non-participating adults were in the room?

1) Have you ever made obscene phone calls?
2) Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
3) Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad?
4) Have you ever bought/read books to enhance sexual technique?
5) Have you ever actually measured your own or someone else's penis?
Bonus: Have you ever phoned up any phone sex numbers, or participated in phone sex?

1) Have you ever been caught in the act?
2) If your Valentine were to give you only one thing today, what would you want it be?
3) What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to you?
4) Have you ever participated in car aerobics (sex)?
5) What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were "the one?"
Bonus: Have you ever made a sex movie or let your so take nude photos of you?

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
2. Have you ever been to a strip club?
3. When was the last time you split the uprights? :)
4. What's the best pickup line you've ever heard?
5. Tell us about your most nightmareish date ever.
Bonus: Ever done a threesome (or more)?

1. Have you ever been addicted to anything?
2. Who wears the pants in your family?
3. What do you do to relieve stress?
4. Do you enjoy reading sensual literature?
5. How often do you "blow up?"
Bonus: Ever had a one night stand?

1. Have you ever been fired?
2. Leather or lace?
3. Do you enjoy watching sex scenes in movies or do they make you uncomfortable?
4. What is the worst grade you ever gotten on a report card?
5. Describe your sexiest outfit. Yes boys, you too... what looks hot on you?
Bonus: On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are?

1. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
2. On a scale of 1-10, how important are good manners to you?
3. If your so stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?
4. Have you ever dated an ex's best friend or relative?
5. On average, how long do you think people wait before having sex? How long do you think they should?
Bonus: How long do you usually spend on a single session of making love?


1. Are you ticklish?
2. Does Bliss sound like a fun game to you?
3. Is the grass ever greener on the other side of the fence?
4. Are you more submissive or dominant?
5. Lights on or off?
Bonus: Have you ever visited internet chat rooms and flirted (or more) with someone you didn't know?

1. Are you a lover or a fighter? (Tips below!)
2. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time?
3. Do you believe in love at first sight?
4. Did you toast the New Year? Were you toasted?
5. If you could pick one resolution to come true for yourself in the new year, what would it be?
Bonus: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a "friends with benefits" relationship? How about men?


1. Have you ever mooned anyone? Flashed anyone?
2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)
3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list?
4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingere, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)?
5. Have you ever tasted breastmilk SINCE you were a baby (this in from a participant last week)?
Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex?

1. Have you ever used food as part of your sexual play?
2. If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? :)
3. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy?
4. What nicknames do you have for your so (significant other)?
5. Have you ever seen a counselor?
Bonus: Do you have a name for your private parts (hee)?

1. If you could ask Santa for any one personal present, what would it be?
2. Approximately how many different people have you kissed in your lifetime? What was so great about the best one?
3. What is your favorite kind of party to attend? (football, dancing, cards, holiday, PartyLite/PassionParty/PamperedChef...)
4. About how many pairs of shoes do you own?
5. How often do you say "no" to sex? What's the #1 reason?
Bonus: Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

1. What is your favorite charity? Do you feel you give your time and money to charity often enough?
2. Have you ever had sex on a beach? Thoughts?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a person do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
4. How often do you drink alcohol? Smoke?
5. What do you do for a living? What is your dream job?
Bonus: What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following?
a) lingere b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me

1. What is your greatest accomplishment?
2. Where did you honeymoon, or where would you like to?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
4. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
5. What do you usually wear to bed?
Bonus: Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex? (hope we haven't done that one before... I'm blanking)

1. Describe the perfect date for YOURSELF... what you would enjoy most.
2. What is your worst habit?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out?
5. Have you ever had sex in your parent's home?
Bonus: Oral or manual?

1. Early bird or night owl?
2. Do you lean more toward being submissive or dominent?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how lazy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
4. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so?
5. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people?
Bonus: Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures? Ever look at porn online?


1. Have you ever cheated in school?
2. Have you ever skinny dipped?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
4. Do you know what a "Phony Pickle" is? What about "snowblowing?" How up to date are you with your sex terms?
5. How often do you fantasize?
Bonus: Take the 5 question quiz and report your results.

1. Have you ever hit anyone?
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
3. Ever stood anyone up for a date (as in "not shown up")?
4. Seen/heard anything really funny lately?
5. Do you read magazine articles to learn mpre about what your partner might "want in bed" or "special moves to wow them" etc etc... :)
Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...)

1. How long do you carry guilt around with you?
2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor here, but whatever)?
3. What is that one thing that gets you going the fastest and just makes you melt?
4. Do you gossip?
5. Do you take reading material with you to the bathroom (that's for Mama Duck)?
Bonus: On a scale from 1-10, how loud are you?

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
2. How often do you lie?
3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much?
5. Top or bottom?
Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingere delivered to your home?

1. How many speeding tickets have you had? Accidents?
2. Boxers, briefs or commando?
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
4. Do you or your so own a motorcycle? Do you ever ride one? Do you wear a helmet when you ride?
5. Ever been skinny dipping?
Bonus: Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested?

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Blogger TheUltimateCyn said...

OMG, So much... probably going to be a lot of TMI.

1. Ever stalked an ex? No.
2. Do you own a pair of handcuffs? Used to.
3. Have you ever role-played in bed with a partner? Yep.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be doubled over... lmao?
5. If it was up to you, how long would actual intercourse last? Less than half an hour at a time, lots of times.
Bonus: Women - Do you do Kegels? Yes.
Men - Can you feel it when a woman does them and you're inside her? How is it? (Sorry to any gay men out there as there really isn't a question for you to answer here... but this one's been burning in my mind!)

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? Um... about 3 months ago.
What went down? We went out.
2. Would you rather drive or be driven? :)Drive.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?10+
4. Do you believe someone can truly be bisexual? sure, why not... not for me to judge.
5. How often do you feel guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience? Never
Bonus: Do you feel female homosexuality is more accepted than male? Yes.
Why? Common belief, two chicks together is hot.

1. What kind of birth control do you use? No, had a tubal. Other than a condom - but not used for BC.
2. How do you put yourself in the mood? Uh, sorry, that's his job, I just roll with it. lol
3. On a scale of 1-10, how inventive are you in bed? About an 8
4. What's the ratio of you initiating to your partner? Probably about 50/50
5. How often do you reach orgasm during sex? OFTEN!
Bonus: What's the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? uh... sex?

1. Are you a member of the mile high club? (if so, details please how cause I am clueless!) NOPE.
2. Do you give/get special sexual attention on your birthday/special occasions? not yet.
3. How often do you tell white lies? Probably more than I should.
Is it with or without thinking? Usually thinking.
4. On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pottymouth are you (courtesy of my 5 yr. old)? eeeee... 7
5. Who told you about what sex is/how babies are made? N/A [skipping this one]
Bonus: Do you think most people (I'm being kind here and not saying do YOU, you're very welcome) masturbate only when they are in need of sex, or do they do it even when they aren't just for fun? I am not sure. I try to avoid it because I just piss myself off, I suck at it. lol

1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave? Soft stubble on a man, good... I shave often.
2. Have you ever let someone else shave for you? What parts? :) eeee... next question.
3. How old were you when you lost your "innocence" (not necessarily sex but what took you into the "adult" world)? [skip]
4. Ever Googled an ex? Yes.
5. Have you ever flirted (or more) at work in order to get ahead? Probably.
Bonus: How often do you spend on foreplay? As long as he wants.
How long would you like to spend? As long as he wants!!

1. My biggest sexual turnoff is someone with an ass fetish?
2. Do you think being virgins when married would make your marriage more trustworthy and/or special? Yes.
3. What is the best flirting technique: innuendo and physical contact?
4. How long before you sleep together? (um, that's meant to be funny...) Long enough to not be strangers.
5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a female)? I dunno... 10?
Do you think most people lie when asked? Maybe.
Bonus: When you climax, the best thing your partner can do to make it even better is do it with me...


1. Which is more important of the two in "chemisty," physical attractiveness or sexual performance? Well, damn you can't have one without the other, right??
2. Would you rather have sex with someone who is a good with their mouth (in every sense) but small (flat chested or teenie penie), or a bad with their mouth but well endowed? The latter. Sorry. Some things can be taught, while others cannot be "added".
3. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes? Natural, 100%
4. Have you ever been scared the first time you kissed someone that you might never kiss them again? Nah
5. Do you play music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex? No, never.
Bonus: Most embarrassing sexual moment? (that was cruel wasn't it?)Um, skipping this one too... lmao


1. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust? I don't think so.
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is? DAMN Boy!
3. Would you rather have a partner who has been around the block or a virgin? uh, virgin.
4. On a scale from 1-10, how controlling are you? 6
5. The old Dear Abby question... if you had to pick between kissing/affection/cuddling or sex/sexual touching and could only have one for the rest of your life, which would you pick? sex/sexual touching
Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't?
Yes, but then told them the truth after wards.

1. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? KELLI, sometimes. It's old news to her now.
How much? Til she says TMI TMI TMI.
2. Should prostitution be legal? Not for me to judge, but sure, why not.
3. On a scale from 1-10, how selfish are you? 6
4. Name something you haven't tried, but have been thinking about trying. Um... vinyl.
5. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would you pick and why? (and don't think of this question as cheating... you aren't attached at the time, k?) :) Tommy Lee Jones. He's hot as hell.
Bonus: Have you ever dyed your pubic hair or shaved it in a pattern? NO! duh.

1. What are your feelings about traditional bachelor/bachelorette parties? Indifferent.
2. Do you wear (or not wear) something special to bed/dress differently when you want to have sex? No.
3. Can men and women be "just friends?" Yes, of course they can, jeez!
4. Do you own any leather or rubber clothing? OMG, I WISH!
5. On a scale from 1-10, how willing are you to do something in bed you don't want to just because you are asked? 9
Bonus: Do you ever fake orgasms? Nope.
If I don't get it, I tell.

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep? All 3 in that order.
2. Favorite term of endearment for a hard-on? eeeee.... kissin stick
3. Did you ever own a fake ID? NO.
4. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? 7 or 8
5. How often, if ever, did you sneak out of the house when living at home? Not too often. I was emancipated at 15, so...
Bonus: Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? All the time.
Turn on or off? ON.

1. Birthday spankings or birthday kisses? Kisses!
2. Sitting on Santa/Easter Bunny's lap... fun or creepy? Can be both!
3. Once you start drinking at a party, do you usually get drunk or stop at tipsy? Stop at TWO. Not, 2 a.m., but 2 drinks! lol
4. On a scale from 1-10, how passionate are you? 10
5. Have you ever seen a burlesque show? Yes.
Bonus: Have you ever been to an adult themed tupperware-type party like this? No.

1. Have you ever had sex in a hammock? No.
2. Do you think alcohol enhances a sexual experience, or diminishes it? Diminishes.
3. Have you ever stolen anything from a place you were employed? Hell yes, I have more post it notes than I will ever use.
4. Have you ever jello/mud or otherwise "wrestled" while others watched? Yes.
5. Have you ever let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? Yes, all the time.
Bonus: Have you or one of your partners ever taken a "drug" of any type to enhance your sexual experience? NO!


1. What is your underwear "style" of choce? Thong.
2. How old were you when you had your first sexual experience? [skip]
3. What about a potential partner turns you on? Smile, hands...
4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? Yes.
5. Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity? Yes.
Bonus: How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period? Jeez, 18?

1) Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting? Yes.
2) Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes? Yes.
3) If given the chance to live as the opposite sex for the day, would you? Yes.
4) On a scale of 1-10, how well do you receive constructive criticism? 7
5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos? Yes.
Bonus: Have you ever been propositioned for group sex? Yes.

1) Have you ever disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex? YES.
2) What is the most romantic thing you have ever done or said?? "Nice shoes, wanna f*&^?" Kidding!!! I don't recall, probably when I asked my ex to marry me.
3) Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? Yes.
4) On a scale of 1-10, how much does music mean to you in your daily life? 5
5) Have you ever fallen asleep or passed out during sex? Yes.
Bonus: Have you ever given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? Yes. Anywhere? Yes.

1) On a scale of 1-10, how creative are you? 9
2) Do you enjoy talking dirty to your partner? No.
3) How open are you with your partner about what you want in bed? Very.
4) Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car? Driving, NO!
5) Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone email your deepest secret too all your friends? Deepest secret.
Bonus: Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? uh, yeah, lots and lots.

1) On a scale of 1-10, how modest are you? 9 or 10+
2) Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was tied up? Yes.
3) What is your greatest strength? I am not a quitter. WOOT
Weakness? Soft kisses.
4) Have you ever gone to a motel for the sole purpose of having sex? Yes.
5) Have you ever had sex in the snow? No Rain? No
Bonus: Have you ever stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? Probably.

1) How often do you call in sick to work? Never
2) On a scale of 1-10, how well does your spouse/so/best friend know you? 9
3) Have you ever had sex in front of or under a mirror? Yes.
4) Do you get jealous of others' good fortune? Not usually.
5) Have you ever been a voyeur? Yep. Exhibitionist? Nope.
Bonus: Have you ever had sex when other non-participating adults were in the room? um... [skip]

1) Have you ever made obscene phone calls? heehee, yes...
2) Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? yes
3) Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad? yes
4) Have you ever bought/read books to enhance sexual technique? yes
5) Have you ever actually measured your own or someone else's penis? yes
Bonus: Have you ever phoned up any phone sex numbers, or participated in phone sex? no, yes

1) Have you ever been caught in the act? yes
2) If your Valentine were to give you only one thing today, what would you want it be? all his clothes... in a pile... on the floor.
3) What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to you? "I would give up heaven for hell just to be with you"
4) Have you ever participated in car aerobics (sex)? yes
5) What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were "the one?" his deep devotion to me
Bonus: Have you ever made a sex movie or let your so take nude photos of you?
um, until last week, NO... eeeeeeeee

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off? NONE.
2. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes.
3. When was the last time you split the uprights? :) huh? I think this is sex, so that would be Sunday last. lol
4. What's the best pickup line you've ever heard? mmm... I don't get to hear those really.
5. Tell us about your most nightmareish date ever. Not mine, but Kelli's... CHIP the face sucker.
Bonus: Ever done a threesome (or more)? Yes. ahem...

1. Have you ever been addicted to anything? yes
2. Who wears the pants in your family? me
3. What do you do to relieve stress? read, write
4. Do you enjoy reading sensual literature? no
5. How often do you "blow up?" about every 3 minutes... kidding... not often
Bonus: Ever had a one night stand? yes, it lasted 5 years.

1. Have you ever been fired? Laid off.
2. Leather or lace? Leather
3. Do you enjoy watching sex scenes in movies or do they make you uncomfortable? uncomfy
4. What is the worst grade you ever gotten on a report card? F
5. Describe your sexiest outfit. Yes boys, you too... what looks hot on you? None.
Bonus: On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? 9

1. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them? Grab something on me. Try to slobber kiss me. Talk only about themselves or an ex.
2. On a scale of 1-10, how important are good manners to you? 9
3. If your so stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay? about 10 minutes. Kidding, depends on the sitch.
4. Have you ever dated an ex's best friend or relative? no
5. On average, how long do you think people wait before having sex? a couple of weeks to a couple of months.
How long do you think they should? same
Bonus: How long do you usually spend on a single session of making love? dusk til dawn baby! I wish...
hours and hours...


1. Are you ticklish? sometimes
2. Does Bliss sound like a fun game to you? dunno what it is
3. Is the grass ever greener on the other side of the fence? not usually
4. Are you more submissive or dominant? both at the right times
5. Lights on or off? used to be off only, but now, either
Bonus: Have you ever visited internet chat rooms and flirted (or more) with someone you didn't know? yeah

1. Are you a lover or a fighter? (Tips below!) lover first, fighter when all else fails.
2. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time? no
3. Do you believe in love at first sight? possibly.
4. Did you toast the New Year? Were you toasted? nope nope
5. If you could pick one resolution to come true for yourself in the new year, what would it be? EX would be a REAL man.
Bonus: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a "friends with benefits" relationship? maybe 4 out of 10.
How about men? maybe 7 out of 10.


1. Have you ever mooned anyone? Flashed anyone? YES!
2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :) Spider.
3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list? No
4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingere, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)? Not often
5. Have you ever tasted breastmilk SINCE you were a baby (this in from a participant last week)? Yes
Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex? Not really, no.

1. Have you ever used food as part of your sexual play? yep
2. If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? :) GPS?
3. Do you wear socks to bed? No
Is that okay or totally unsexy? ok
4. What nicknames do you have for your so (significant other)? My baby T
5. Have you ever seen a counselor? yes
Bonus: Do you have a name for your private parts (hee)? well yeah


whew, OK, I got tired... I will finish this some other time, jeez! lmao

3:02 PM  
Blogger LizzieDaisy said...

Holy shit Cyn! How long did that take?! You know you coulda started playing sooner. I'll have to read this later cause I gotta get the kids off to football, but I'll definitely be back!

4:39 PM  
Blogger TheUltimateCyn said...

lol, yeah well I think I did do many of these already, but - hey times change and so some of the answers are different now... haha
It didn't take that long really... I was bored, and hadn't played in a while, so what the hey.
So, on that note...
let me finish:

1. If you could ask Santa for any one personal present, what would it be? My son.
2. Approximately how many different people have you kissed in your lifetime? whoa... um... like... a few more than a couple.
What was so great about the best one? Made me fall out. [not of my clothing, but pass out... lol]
3. What is your favorite kind of party to attend? (football, dancing, cards, holiday, PartyLite/PassionParty/PamperedChef...) I don't attend parties. So, probably a b-day party for my kiddies.
4. About how many pairs of shoes do you own? Shoes: about 15 Boots: about 7
5. How often do you say "no" to sex? Damn, NEVER! What's the #1 reason? N/A
Bonus: Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yep. More than once. :::wink:::

1. What is your favorite charity? N/A Do you feel you give your time and money to charity often enough? N/A
2. Have you ever had sex on a beach? hmm... tried once I think. Thoughts? gritty kitty
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a person do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) 7 or 8
4. How often do you drink alcohol? Not anymore. Smoke? I am no longer a smoker, woke up couple of weeks ago and decided after 24 years to just not be a smoker anymore. No reason, just quit.
5. What do you do for a living? Administrative crapola
What is your dream job? Own a bookstore, be a famous writer...lol
Bonus: What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following?

e) leather


1. What is your greatest accomplishment? My children.
2. Where did you honeymoon, or where would you like to? Never did. Peru.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)10+
4. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on? ugh... skipping this one! haha
5. What do you usually wear to bed? t-shirt, panties.
Bonus: Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex? (hope we haven't done that one before... I'm blanking)jeez... Pub lav.

1. Describe the perfect date for YOURSELF... what you would enjoy most. Quiet simple meal, movie, walk on the beach
2. What is your worst habit? I'm a smart ass
3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) 7
4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? absolutely!
How do you react when someone calls you out? well, I am wrong, ya know...
5. Have you ever had sex in your parent's home? probably messed around a little there.
Bonus: Oral or manual? I am going with both here.

1. Early bird or night owl? Both.
2. Do you lean more toward being submissive or dominent? Dom - thanks KiKi
3. On a scale of 1-10, how lazy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) 4
4. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so? EVERY time I see him. OFTEN!
5. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people? yes, IDIOTS and ASSWADS
Bonus: Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures? Nope, not too often... do people just not know my email address or what?
Ever look at porn online? Sure.


1. Have you ever cheated in school? Probably
2. Have you ever skinny dipped? mmm... possibly, not sure, don't recall... it involves water, so... can't be too sure I have.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) 8 or 9
4. Do you know what a "Phony Pickle" is? Nope.
What about "snowblowing?" YEP.
How up to date are you with your sex terms? Looks like about 50/50, eh!?
5. How often do you fantasize? Often!
Bonus: Take the 5 question quiz and report your results.

1. Have you ever hit anyone? Yes.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls) I would have said no 4 months ago, now... YES!
3. Ever stood anyone up for a date (as in "not shown up")? Yes.
4. Seen/heard anything really funny lately? Yes.
5. Do you read magazine articles to learn mpre about what your partner might "want in bed" or "special moves to wow them" etc etc... :) Sure.
Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...) Skipping

1. How long do you carry guilt around with you? Depends on what it's for. Usually, not long. I try to forgive myself and others fairly quickly.
2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor here, but whatever)? skip
3. What is that one thing that gets you going the fastest and just makes you melt? Soft words and touches! woot!
4. Do you gossip? who me? uh... well... ummm... damn it, YES!
5. Do you take reading material with you to the bathroom (that's for Mama Duck)? ick, no.
Bonus: On a scale from 1-10, how loud are you? um, where? Normal every day loud? Not loud. After 9 p.m. loud? Can get a little um... loud. lol

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex? skip
2. How often do you lie? Not too often
3. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking? Smart.
4. Have you ever passed out or suffered memory loss from drinking too much? Yes.
5. Top or bottom? ALL!
Bonus: Do you have any catalogs for toys/videos/lingere delivered to your home? No.

1. How many speeding tickets have you had? Accidents? None. One, someone hit me.
2. Boxers, briefs or commando? mmm... all 3, but not for me, for my SO.
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment? Almost...kinda...sorta...
4. Do you or your so own a motorcycle? I used to. He wants to, and will get a hot chopper one day! Do you ever ride one? No, but not for lack of wanting.
Do you wear a helmet when you ride? Yes.
5. Ever been skinny dipping? Probably not.
Bonus: Ever been arrested? Maybe.
Turned someone in/had someone arrested? Yes.

12:55 PM  
Blogger TheUltimateCyn said...

::::::Whew::::::

had enough yet?? lmao

12:55 PM  

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