TMI Tuesday #71
I was going to do some type of birthday theme, b/c my birthday is on Saturday. But it's wayyyy to late to be thinking... (Thanks for the email Professor Fate!) haha :)
Would you rather...
1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?
3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?
4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?
5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?
Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it?
A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, “What’s your occupation?”
The woman says, “I’m a hooker.”
The accountant balks and says, “Oh, that’s too crass. Let’s try to rephrase it.”
“How about ‘prostitute’” the woman suggests.
“That’s still too crude,” he says.
They both think for a minute, then the woman blurts out, “Let’s say I’m a chicken farmer.”
“What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” the accountant asks incredulously.
The woman answers, “I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
- As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." =) Happy TMI!
oxox!
posted by TickledPinkToes at 1:21 AM
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22 Comments:
Ahhhh! I'm the first one??? I knew I was up too early...
Have a nice TMITuesday!
I'm up...c'mon over and see.
I'm playing along ... Happy TMI Tuesday
I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!
*muah*
I am up. Happy TMI!
i played again :)
i played again :)
I'm up! I won't be able to make the rounds until later tho. Happy TMI everyone! :)
It's the guaranteed truth ... at least as far as my denial will take me.
Mine are up. I hate that I missed last week's! Anyway, Happy TMI y'all. :)
I am up on 360 . . . but since it is reserved for friends of friends . . . I will post my answers here as well.
1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
I would rather be forgotten now and famous after I die . . . why . . . simply because my life as it is now or when I was younger is nothing . . . the struggle of life and what we go through to survive and succeed should be remembered.
2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?
Read Hamlet . . . can't stand the sight of blood, especially my own . . . lol.
3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?
Be rich, yet hated . . . why . . . look at the first question. I am an unknown til I die, then I become famous . . . so no one will know that I have money, and those who hate me will hate me for me, not because of my money. Yet, I will be famous after my death . . . which mean people will either admire me or dispise me and if that can't get past on what I have done to survive and succeed in the streets of the US, they can just fuck themselves.
4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?
Depend . . . actually no depends upon it. If you kill someone and is caught you should be in prison for the rest of your life (unless you are a woman in the western world, very rarely they get life). If I am going to go to prison for the rest of my life, I'd rather be in prison for a reason, not because I was framed. I would kill someone to get out, even if it is the person I was told I have killed. This reminds me of a true story I have read . . . regarding a guy sentence for life for the death of his wife. Guess what, his wife was not dead. She killed her sister (twin) framed her husband and inherited the kids and the money. The man broke out of prison and killed his wife . . . and it was proven that the person he killed was his wife. But since he was already tried and convicted for that charge, he cannot be charged again. Plus since, the death, he got evidence to reopen his case and get a retrial and was declared innocence. Double Jeopardy . . .
5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?
I would rather fight Tyson . . . Oh I know I would get my ass kicked, but I could make millions from the match plus subsequent promotions by being the only person with absolutely no talent in the ring to face off with a season professional. Believe me, I will go down on the first punch . . .
Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it?
Only if it would be classified as Double Jeopardy.
Okay I'm up. Loved the questions, some actually made me stop and think before i answered! :)
I am back from my day out and about (and getting ready to leave for a bit. I am up.
Happy TMI folks.
We both did it this time.
Mine are up!
Happy TMI! :)
i'm up.
I played....happy TMI!! :)
My answers are posted at Sweet Memes.
I'm up, late as usual! Questions were hard this week! Too much thinking after 10pm. XOXOXO
I played!
My first TMI everyone! Thanks for posting awesome questions... it was a lot of fun!
1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
Hmm, I don't really wanna be famous at all.
2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?
Give blood because it can save lives, plus I love needles.
3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?
Dirt Poor and Loved. I don't ever want to be rich because I have a thing against really rich people. Besides, if the Bible is right, Jesus loves people who are poor in money but rich in spirituality.
4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?
Be imprisoned. Murder is icky.
5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?
I guess talk like him because I don't want to have my butt kicked!
Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it? No one. It's not up to me how and when people are supposed to die.
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