TMI Tuesday #144 - Farting Edition

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
4. What food triggers you?
5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under?




Happy TMI!!

p.s. Thanks to Another Suburban Mom for this week's questions. "This was inspired by my 7 year old son and Blue's Blog"

p.p.s. You, too, can be a star. I would be more than happy to post your theme/questions! EMAIL me at prince[dot]hapnik[at]gmail[dot]com!